A rigorous, peer-reviewed*, 10-question diagnostic developed by the Institute of Nautical Decision Sciences. Answer honestly. The algorithm cannot be fooled.
*Peer was Rick. He approved it from a dock.
Boat-O-Meter™
Calibrating…
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Processing your responses…
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Assessment Complete
It sounds like you should buy a boat in the next 12 months.
After careful analysis of your answers, the algorithm has reached a verdict with unprecedented statistical confidence.
100%
Boat Compatibility
0%
Reasons Not To
∞
Jonathan Handshakes Avoided
Results are final and legally binding.** This assessment has never once returned a different answer, which the Institute considers proof of its accuracy. **Not legally binding. But morally? Absolutely.